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“What would killing the Elders result in?"
"Panic? Fear? Three empty parking spaces in the Sanctuary?”

Source: Skulduggery Pleasant

“That's beautiful,' Valkyrie said, looking at it.

Isn't it? This necklace has cost two very fine men their lives. At times, I wear it in tribute to their sacrifice. Other times, I wear it because it goes with this skirt.”

Derek Landy

Source: Playing with Fire

“We punch people, Valkyrie. That’s who we are. Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed.”

Derek Landy

Variant: Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed.
Source: Death Bringer

“Valkyrie: “You are such a moron.”
Skulduggery: “Don't be jealous of my genius.”

Derek Landy Skulduggery Pleasant

Source: Skulduggery Pleasant

“I love you all, even those I don’t particularly like. That’s you, Beryl.”

Derek Landy Skulduggery Pleasant

Variant: I just want to let you know that I love you all. Even those of you that I don't like; that's you Beryl.
Source: Skulduggery Pleasant

“Well, for future reference, this is my serious face.”

Derek Landy

Source: Dark Days

“Found something?”
“No, sorry. I thought I had, but, no, it turned out to be, uh… more floor.”

Derek Landy Skulduggery Pleasant

Source: Skulduggery Pleasant

“You're not stealing anything, you're not breaking anything, so I'd guess you're Stephanie.”

Derek Landy Skulduggery Pleasant

Source: Skulduggery Pleasant

“Then I reckon we got ourselves a good old-fashioned standoff."
…
Nobody moved, or said anything, for the next few moments.
"Old-fashioned standoffs are mighty borin”

Derek Landy

Source: The Faceless Ones

“So he has no head'
'Thats usually what headless means'
'No head at all?'
'Your really not getting the whole headless thing are you?'
'Its just kind of silly even for us…”

Derek Landy

Source: Mortal Coil

“An untied shoelace can be dangerous,' he said.
'I could have tripped.'
She stared at him. A moment dragged by.
'I'm joking,' he said at last.
She relaxed. 'Really?'
'Absolutely. I would never have tripped. I'm far too graceful.”

Derek Landy

Source: Playing with Fire

“By the way, all joking aside, do I call you Ghastly or Elder Bespoke?'
'You can call me whatever you like.'
Vex nodded. 'Thank you, Gladys.”

Derek Landy

Source: Death Bringer

“I think zombies are kind of cute.”
“Seriously?”
“I may be thinking about bunnies. Which one has the fluffy little tail, zombies or bunnies?”
“Bunnies.”
“Then it’s bunnies I’m thinking of.”

Derek Landy

Source: Death Bringer

“They might be kittens," she said hopefully.
"They're stalking us."
"They might be shy."
"I don't think it's kittens, Valkyrie."
"Puppies, then?”

Derek Landy

Source: Playing with Fire

“I woke up, a bag of bones. Literally. They had gathered up my bones and put them in a bag and thrown the bag into a river.”

Derek Landy Skulduggery Pleasant

Source: Skulduggery Pleasant

“Well, to put it delicately, she has the power to suck out people's brains.”

Derek Landy

Source: Playing with Fire

“This is your one chance. Tell me where the key is."
"Okay."
Serpine raised an eyebrow. "Really?"
"No, only joking. Do your worst.”

Derek Landy Skulduggery Pleasant

Source: Skulduggery Pleasant

“Come and have a go, if you think you're hard enough”

Derek Landy

Source: Playing with Fire

“He crouched at the car window and looked in. 'What a lovely family you have. What a charming family. They're all lovely. Except for that one.' His finger jabbed the glass. 'That one's a bit ugly.”

Derek Landy

Source: Death Bringer

“But if you can confront your inner demons—"

"I did confront my inner demon. I punched him in the face and he exploded."

Valkyrie had to laugh. "But now he's back."

"Of course he's back. He's resourceful. He isinner demon, after all.”

Derek Landy

Source: Death Bringer