Quotes from book
The Wide Window

Name: The Wide Window
Author: Daniel Handler

The Wide Window is the third novel of the children's novel series A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket. In this novel, the Baudelaire orphans live with their aunt Josephine, who is seemingly scared of everything. The book was published on February 25th, 2000, by HarperCollins and illustrated by Brett Helquist.

“For Beatrice--I would much prefer it if you were alive and well.”

Daniel Handler book The Wide Window

Lemony Snicket
The Wide Window (2000)

“There are two kinds of fears: rational and irrational- or, in simpler terms, fears that make sense and fears that don't. For instance, the Baudelaire orphans have a fear of Count Olaf, which makes perfect sense, because he is an evil man who wants to destroy them. But if they were afraid of lemon meringue pie, this would be an irrational fear, because lemon meringue pie is delicious and would never hurt a soul. Being afraid of a monster under the bed is perfectly rational, because there may in fact be a monster under your bed at any time, ready to eat you all up, but a fear of realtors is an irrational fear. Realtors, as I'm sure you know, are people who assist in the buying and selling of houses. Besides occasionally wearing an ugly yellow coat, the worst a realtor can do to you is show you a house that you find ugly, so it is completely irrational to be terrified of them. -Lemony Snicket”

Daniel Handler book The Wide Window

The Wide Window (2000)

“There are few sights sadder than a ruined book. -Lemony Snicket”

Daniel Handler book The Wide Window

The Wide Window (2000)

“Violet: You are being unbearable, with a U!
Klaus: And YOU are being stupid, with an S!
Sunny: Aget! (meaning "Please stop fighting!")”

Daniel Handler book The Wide Window

The Wide Window (2000)