“I saw a sign that said "Left Lane Closed." So I went someplace else.”
Jay London (1966) American comedian
One-liners
Source: Adverbs
“I saw a sign that said "Left Lane Closed." So I went someplace else.”
Jay London (1966) American comedian
One-liners
Beverly Sills (1929–2007) opera soprano
Wayne Dyer, quoted in The Complete Idiot's Guide to Understanding Buddhism (2002) by Gary Gach, p. 285
Misattributed
Nadine Gordimer (1923–2014) South african Nobel-winning writer
Yonder Mark (ed.), The Quotable Gordimer, 2014.
“Take me someplace where we can be silent together.”
Elizabeth Gilbert (1969) American writer
Source: The Signature of All Things