Christopher Moore: Going

“Love: the sickest of Irony’s sick jokes. The place where logic and order go to die.”

Christopher Moore book Coyote Blue

Source: Coyote Blue

Love

“You think you know how this story is going to end, but you don't. Trust me, I was there. I know.”

Christopher Moore book Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

Biff, in Ch. 1
Source: Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal (2002)

Thinking

“Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry, you can't have a baby brother, because that would mean that Daddy had sex, and that's never going to happen again.”

Christopher Moore book A Dirty Job

Source: A Dirty Job

Sex , Baby

“Oh, I get it," I said. "It's a parable. Cute. Let's go eat.”

Christopher Moore book Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

Source: Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

“That's the scary thing about hope," she said. "If you let it go too long it turns into faith.”

Christopher Moore book Coyote Blue

Source: Coyote Blue

Faith , Hope

“The angel has confided in me that he is going to ask the Lord if he can become Spider-Man. […] The children need heroes, he says. I think he just wants to swing from buildings in tight red jammies.”

Christopher Moore book Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

Source: Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

Children , Angels , Confidence , Thinking

“Well they're pissed off and they're hungry. I was kind of busy trying not to get my brains eaten. They seemed pretty adamant about the brain-eating thing. Then they're going to IKEA, I guess”

Christopher Moore

Source: The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror

Business

“You want me and I want you. right?"
Who did she think she was? You can't just go around blurting out the truth like a prophet with Tourette's Syndrome. He said, "Well, I guess. Yeah, that's right.”

Christopher Moore book Coyote Blue

Source: Coyote Blue

Truth , Thinking

“We know there's going to be nothing but pain, but we go back again and again.”

Christopher Moore

Source: The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror

Pain

“You're going to break my heart, aren't you?”

Christopher Moore book Bloodsucking Fiends

Source: Bloodsucking Fiends

Heart

“Mary: You can read?
Pocket: I was raised in a nunnery, wench. I'm a walking library of learning bound in comely leather, suitable for stroking at your service, should you fancy a bit of culture to go with your lack of breeding…or vice verse of course.”

Christopher Moore book Fool

Fool (2009)

Learning , Reading

“The Ghost: I'm sorry to haunt you while you're rogering the help.
Pocket: The rogering has not commenced, wisp. I have barely bridled the horse for a moist and bawdy ride. Now, go away!”

Christopher Moore book Fool

Fool (2009)

Help , Horse

“Moses should have said "Let my people go. Please."”

Christopher Moore book Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

Josh (Jesus)
Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal (2002)

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