Christopher Moore: Likeness

Christopher Moore is American writer of comic fantasy. Explore interesting quotes on likeness.
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“Love needs room to grow. Like a rose. Or a tumor.”

Christopher Moore book Fool

Source: Fool

“The Science you don't know looks like magic.”

Christopher Moore book Fluke, or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings

Kona, in Ch. 30
Fluke, or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings (2003)

“Actually, orcas aren't quite as complex as scientists imagine. Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.”

Christopher Moore

Source: Fluke: Or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings

“Christmas crept into Pine Cove like a creeping Christmas thing: dragging garland, ribbon, and sleigh bells, oozing eggnog, reeking of pine, and threatening festive doom like a cold sore under the mistletoe.”

Christopher Moore

Source: The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror

“And an inky-colored despair of rejection enveloped me like the black tortilla of depression around a pain burrito.”

Christopher Moore

Source: Bite Me

“They want to be tied up, I tie them up. They want to be spanked, I spank them. They want to be called names, I call them names. But try and drink a little of their blood, and they scream like babies. What about my needs?”

Christopher Moore

“But she's a redhead, so she's probably evil, even at her tender age."

"I thought you liked redheads."

"I do. What's your point?”

Christopher Moore

Source: Sacré Bleu: A Comedy d'Art

“Like most Beta Males, he didn't realize that being a good guy was not necessarily an attraction to women.”

Christopher Moore book A Dirty Job

Source: A Dirty Job

“It's like time travel only, you know, slower…”

Christopher Moore

“The netherworld is timeless and unchanging, and boring -- much like a doctor's waiting room.”

Christopher Moore book Practical Demonkeeping

Source: Practical Demonkeeping

“Words, words, words, a million million words circle in my head like hawks, waiting to dive onto the page to rend and tear the only two words I want to write.

Why me?”

Christopher Moore book Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

Source: Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

“You want me and I want you. right?"
Who did she think she was? You can't just go around blurting out the truth like a prophet with Tourette's Syndrome. He said, "Well, I guess. Yeah, that's right.”

Christopher Moore book Coyote Blue

Source: Coyote Blue

“Lonliness evaporated off of them like the steam off dry ice, and by morning it was just a cloud on the ceiling of the room, then gone with the light.”

Christopher Moore book A Dirty Job

Source: A Dirty Job

“Inside, I was like: "Ha, suck my spiky rubber strap-on, vampyre hunter!”

Christopher Moore

Source: You Suck

“Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.”

Christopher Moore book Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal (2002)

“You should feel what it is like to pleasure a falcon. You lock talons with her in the sky and do it while you both are falling like meteors. You would like it; they never complain if you come too fast.”

Christopher Moore book Coyote Blue

Coyote Blue (1994)

“This book you've read is just a story. I made it up. It is not designed to change anyone's beliefs or worldview, unless after reading it you've decided to be kinder to your fellow humans (which is okay), or you decide you really would like to teach yoga to an elephant, in which case, please get videotape.”

Christopher Moore book Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

Afterword : Teaching Yoga to an Elephant
Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal (2002)