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“People, generally, suck.”

Christopher Moore

Source: The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror

“If you think anyone is sane you just don't know enough about them.”

Christopher Moore book Practical Demonkeeping

Source: Practical Demonkeeping

“Children see magic because they look for it.”

Christopher Moore book Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

Source: Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

“Nobody's perfect. Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him….”

Christopher Moore book Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

Source: Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

“It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.”

Christopher Moore book Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

Source: Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

“Don't be ridiculous, Charlie, people love the parents who beat their kids in department stores. It's the ones who just let their kids wreak havoc that everybody hates.”

Christopher Moore book A Dirty Job

Source: A Dirty Job

“There's some heinous fuckery goin' on mon.”

Christopher Moore

Source: Fluke: Or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings

“Love: the sickest of Irony’s sick jokes. The place where logic and order go to die.”

Christopher Moore book Coyote Blue

Source: Coyote Blue

“That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm.”

Christopher Moore book Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

Source: Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

“I love you above all things, even pie.”

Christopher Moore book Fool

Source: Fool

“Not unlike the toaster, I control darkness.”

Christopher Moore

Source: You Suck

“She's so small, yet she contains so much evil.”

Christopher Moore

Source: Fluke: Or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings

“Love needs room to grow. Like a rose. Or a tumor.”

Christopher Moore book Fool

Source: Fool

“You think you know how this story is going to end, but you don't. Trust me, I was there. I know.”

Christopher Moore book Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

Biff, in Ch. 1
Source: Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal (2002)

“There's a fine edge to new grief, it severs nerves, disconnects reality--there's mercy in a sharp blade. Only with time, as the edge wears, does the real ache begin.”

Christopher Moore