“Wait a minute. I already know my fortune, it's partying!”

—  Chris Pontius

Jackass: The Movie

Adopted from Wikiquote. Last update Aug. 30, 2025. History

Help us to complete the source, original and additional information

Do you have more details about the quote "Wait a minute. I already know my fortune, it's partying!" by Chris Pontius?
Chris Pontius photo
Chris Pontius27
American actor 1974

Related quotes

Jon Stewart photo

“Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I figured this out.
I know what's wrong with what we've done in Iraq.
We've been following time as it goes forward.
What a classic mistake. Linear time is so pre-9-11.”

Jon Stewart (1962) American political satirist, writer, television host, actor, media critic and stand-up comedian

Terry Pratchett photo

“In order to have a change of fortune at the last minute, you have to take your fortune to the last minute.”

Terry Pratchett book Thief of Time

Source: Thief of Time

Markus Zusak photo

“She let herself love me for three minutes.
Can three minutes last forever? I ask myself, but already know the answer.
Probably not, I reply. But maybe they last long enough.”

Markus Zusak (1975) Australian author

Source: I Am the Messenger

Gilbert O'Sullivan photo

“You may have given me the breaks,
amended all my life's mistakes,
ooh, but wait a minute,
you don't own me.
You may be more than just a friend
on whose assistance I depend
ooh, but wait a minute,
you don't own me.”

Gilbert O'Sullivan (1946) Irish singer-songwriter

&quot;You Don&#x27;t Own Me&quot;/&quot;If I Know You&quot; (song) <br class="br">Gilbert O&#x27;Sullivan, &quot;You Don&#x27;t Own Me&quot;/&quot;If I Know You&quot; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5180atue8I (song combination on YouTube) <br class="br">Song lyrics

“Misfortune and Fortune are eerily similar, but Fortune is a better dresser and more fun at parties.”

Janette Rallison (1966) American writer

Source: My Unfair Godmother

Howard Phillips (politician) photo

“If some day I, or the Constitution Party, should ever abandon the core principles of the Party, don’t wait. Leave and start a new party.”

Howard Phillips (politician) (1941–2013) American politician

My Party, My Choice: The Constitution Party Goes Pro-abort http://www.covenantnews.com/deParrie060502.htm

“I did think about giving up smoking, but I decided not to, because I'm not a quitter. And I know that every cigarette I smoke takes five minutes off my life, but I also know it takes ten minutes to smoke it. That's a clear five-minute net gain, I reckon.”

Ed Byrne (1972) Irish comedian

Pedantic & Whimsical (2006)

Related topics