Chris Pontius Quotes

Christopher Andrew Pontius is an American stunt performer, actor and musician. He is best known as a cast member of the MTV reality stunt show Jackass, and co-host of its spinoff Wildboyz with fellow cast member Steve-O. Wikipedia  

✵ 16. July 1974
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Famous Chris Pontius Quotes

“Steve-O, I don't like the man… he lost!”

[Stilt boxing- Jackass Episodes]

“For one thing, God didn't invent the circumcision, I did.”

Satan vs. God- Jackass Episodes]

“Fire doesn't burn if you're already dead!”

[Satan vs. God- Jackass Episodes]

Chris Pontius Quotes

“Some people just don't know how to party.”

Jackass: The Movie

“I gotta come to term with my sexuality. I gotta know what I'm all about.”

[Spermathon- Jackass Episodes]
Variant: I gotta come to term with my sexuality. I gotta know what I'm all about.

“There's a very good chance we could be riding each other to Russia.”

[Gumball 3000- Jackass Episodes]

“Water-based lube: Friend or Foe?”

Jackass 2

“Latvia gangsters. cool. I want to join them.”

[Gumball 3000- Jackass Episodes]

“I'm not into bestiality, but that's a good-looking animal.”

[Alligatoramma- Jackass Episodes]

“Russian police. Stern, stern but fair”

[Gumball 3000- Jackass Episodes]

“When he's asleep, I wish he was awake, when he is”

[Gumball 3000- Jackass Episodes]

“Sir, could I trouble you for a kiss?”

[Renaissance Fair- Jackass Episodes]

“You're not even Mexican!”

[Mexican snowboarding- Jackass Episodes]

“My job on this show is to be naked, not kill myself.”

[Tandem biking- Jackass Episodes]

“You look cool, Steve-0.”

[Butt Piercing- Jackass Episodes]

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