“The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink COW milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, 'I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!'?”Bill Watterson Source: The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes
“I should be doing my homework now. But the way I look at it, playing in the snow is a lot more important. Out here I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life.- Such as?- Procrastination and rationalization.”Bill Watterson Calvin and HobbesSource: Calvin and Hobbes