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“My prostate thanks the car wash.”

Radio From Hell (November 15, 2006)

“Thanks, Tonto, for your help.”

Radio From Hell (July 7, 2005)

“Being in love means never having to say 'giddy-up.”

Radio From Hell (January 12, 2006)

“They're 'fun bags' not 'feed bags!”

Radio From Hell (January 13, 2006)

“Hey, Dad, I'm going to reassemble this magpie carcass.”

Radio From Hell (June 11, 2007)

“I'm not a bottom poker and I never have been.”

Radio From Hell (October 13, 2006)

“I always thought Steve Guttenberg had crabs.”

Radio From Hell (November 28, 2006)

“You clutched my personal hair and ripped it out by the roots.”

Radio From Hell (May 11, 2007)

“Jesus is a place-kicker and he's gonna kick you through the goal-posts of life.”

Radio From Hell (June 6, 2006)

“We'll have peanut butter crackers and juice and use the bidet!”

Radio From Hell (October 11, 2005)

“I used to wear food briefs. They were crumby.”

Radio From Hell (May 16, 2007)

“What do you mean I can’t sleep with this hooker in the basement?”

Radio From Hell (June 23, 2005)

“I always say, "Don't let your meat loaf."”

Radio From Hell (February 6, 2007)

“You treat your food like a scab.”

Radio From Hell (November 6, 2006)

“They might have been all up in your pregnancy!”

Radio From Hell (September 13, 2005)

“You’re large but not in charge.”

Radio From Hell (June 22, 2005)

“I can't run naked; I'm always tripping.”

Radio From Hell (August 14, 2007)

“I don't believe the government has a knobby.”

Radio From Hell (March 9, 2006)

“I'm telling you, if there were balls to be held, I held them.”

Radio From Hell (August 7, 2007)

“The 'jugastuff' had a baby this spring.”

Radio From Hell (March 27, 2006)