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Bill Allred Quotes
“What do you mean you washed my three-piece hemp suit in the laundry?”
Radio From Hell (June 22, 2006)
“You know, that's the first time I've ever been able to smell a website.”
Radio From Hell (February 6, 2007) - referring to Kip Winger's website
“I saw a picture of Lou Reed and David Bowie standing together and it looked like an AD for jerky.”
Radio From Hell (December 4, 2006)
“I've had other kinds of spurts, but 'growth' was not one of them.”
Radio From Hell (August 24, 2005)
“There isn't anything on you, body or brain, that thinks.”
Radio From Hell (October 31, 2006)
“I've got a powerful thirst for some of that lactation.”
Radio From Hell (January 13, 2006)
“People who read my magazine wax their turtles all the time.”
as Larry Flynt
Radio From Hell (November 1, 2006)
“I'm telling you, back in those Wendover days, it wasn't that hard to get it out of me.”
Radio From Hell (August 31, 2006)
“You're a quirky doctor aren't you? Good, because I have a sore quirky.”
Radio From Hell (March 15, 2007)