Quotes from book

The Princess Bride

“I just know once you're over your emotional outbursts, you'll come up with-'
I mean if we even had a wheelbarrow, that would be something,' Westley said.”

“I could give you my word as a Spaniard," Inigo said.
"No good," the man in black replied. "I've known too many Spaniards.”

“You could concentrate much more deeply when you were alone with agony.”

“No more rhymes now I mean it!”

“Anybody want a peanut?”

“AAHH!”

“He was the mighty Fezzik, lover of rhymes, and you did not give up, no matter what.”

“I’ll tell you the truth and its up to you to live with it.”

“Inconceivable!"
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

“I don't like killing a girl," the Spaniard said.
"God does it all the time; if it doesn't bother Him, don't let it worry you.”

“I mean if we even had a wheelbarrow, that would be something.”

“The Princess Bride
S. Morgenstern's
Classic Tale of True Love
and High Adventure

You had to admire a guy who called his own new book a classic before it was published and anyone had a chance to read it.”

“There have been five great kisses since 1642 B. C…(before then couples hooked thumbs.) And the precise rating of kisses is a terribly difficult thing, often leading to great controversy…. Well, this one left them all behind.”

“Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.”

“Why do you wear a mask and hood?"
I think everybody will in the near future," was the man in black's reply. "They're terribly comfortable.”

“I've been saying it so long to you, you just wouldn't listen. Every time you said 'Farm Boy do this' you thought I was answering 'As you wish' but that's only because you were hearing wrong. 'I love you' was what it was, but you never heard.”

“The enemy is always in the mind.”

“When was the last time you read a book? The truth now. And picture books don't count-I mean something with print in it.”

“Buttercup's mother hesitated, then put her stew spoon down. (This was after stew, but so is everything. When the first man first clambered from the slime and made his first home on land, what he had for supper that first night was stew.)”

“I love you. Okay? Want it louder? I LOVE YOU. Spell it out, should I? I ell-oh-vee-ee why-oh-you. Want it backward? You love I.”

“I don't guess. I think. I ponder. I deduce. Then I decide. But I never guess.”