Quotes from book

The Princess Bride

“you miserable vomitous mass”

“I must be overtired', Buttercup managed. 'The excitement and all.'
'Rest then', her mother cautioned. 'Terrible things can happen when you're overtired. I was overtired the night your father proposed.”

“Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.”

“I must learn.”

“The Duchess set about studying Annette and shortly found her adversary's tragic flaw.
Chocolate.”

“Existence was really very simple when you did what you were told.”

“There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.”

“You're an enemy of art and I pity your ignorance," Domingo said.”

“Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.”

“The Queen's Pride was his ship, and he loved her. (That was the way his sentences always went: It is raining today and I love you. My cold is better and I love you. Say hello to Horse and I love you. Like that.)”

“You seem a decent fellow," Inigo said. "I hate to kill you."
You seem a decent fellow," answered the man in black. "I hate to die.”

“Love is many things none of them logical.”

“Buttercup's mother whirled on him. 'Did you forget to pay your taxes?' (This was after taxes. But everything is after taxes. Taxes were here even before stew.)”

“Westley: This is true love — you think this happens every day?”

“There’s death coming up, and you better understand this:some of the wrong people die. Be ready for it.”

“Fool!" cried the hunchback. "You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well known is this: 'Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.”

“You think this is a trap then?" the Count asked.
"I always think everything is a trap until proven otherwise," the Prince answered. "Which is why I'm still alive.”