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The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman

The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman

The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman, also known as just Tristram Shandy, is a novel by Laurence Sterne. It was published in nine volumes, the first two appearing in 1759, and seven others following over the next seven years . It purports to be a biography of the eponymous character. Its style is marked by digression, double entendre, and graphic devices.


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“Now or never was the time.”

Book IV, Ch. 31.
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“He was within a few hours of giving his enemies the slip forever.”

Book I, Ch. 12.
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“Writing, when properly managed, (as you may be sure I think mine is) is but a different name for conversation.”

Book II, Ch. 11.
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“As we jogg on, either laugh with me, or at me, or in short do any thing—only keep your temper.”

Book I, Ch. 6 http://books.google.com/books?id=COoNAAAAQAAJ&q=%22as+we+jogg+on+either+laugh+with+me+or+at+me+or+in+short+do+any+thing+only+keep+your+temper%22&pg=PA19#v=onepage.
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“A man should know something of his own country too, before he goes abroad.”

Book VII (1765), Ch. 2.
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“For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.”

Book I, Ch. 12.
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“The Accusing Spirit which flew up to heaven's chancery with the oath, blush'd as he gave it in; and the Recording Angel as he wrote it down, dropp'd a tear upon the word, and blotted it out forever.”

Book VI (1761-1762), Ch. 8. Compare: "But sad as angels for the good man’s sin, Weep to record, and blush to give it in", Thomas Campbell, Pleasures of Hope, part ii, line 357.
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“I have got him fast hung up, quoth Didius to himself, upon one of the two horns of my dilemma — let him get off as he can.”

Book IV (1761-1762), Ch. 26.
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“Great wits jump.”

Book III (1761-1762), Ch. 9. Compare: "Great wits jump", John Byrom, The Nimmers; Earl of Buckingham, The Chances, act. iv, scene 1; "Good wits jump", Miguel de Cervantes, Don Quixote, part II, ch. 38.
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“I am sick as a horse.”

Book VII, Ch. 11.
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“Our armies swore terribly in Flanders, cried my uncle Toby, — but nothing to this.”

For my own part, I could not have a heart to curse my dog so.
Book III, Ch. 11.
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“Go poor Devil, get thee gone, why should I hurt thee?”

This world surely is wide enough to hold both thee and me.
Book II, Ch. 12 (Uncle Toby to the fly).
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