Quotes from book
Republican Party Reptile

Republican Party Reptile, subtitled The Confessions, Adventures, Essays and Outrages of P. J. O'Rourke is a 1987 collection of essays by American satirical writer P. J. O'Rourke. O'Rourke planned to promote the book at the 1988 Republican National Convention. Though he described himself as a conservative Republican, this was not allowed, reportedly because the GOP did not appreciate O'Rourke's sense of humor.

“Jewishness cropped up and has never successfully been put down since.”
Republican Party Reptile (1987)

“Neither conservatives nor humorists believe man is good. But left-wingers do.”
Republican Party Reptile (1987)

“The Soviet constitution guarantees everyone a job. A pretty scary idea, I'd say.”
Republican Party Reptile (1987)