Quotes from book

Mastiff

“He has artistry," he repeated. "Because that's what it takes to blow things up. And cook his arm.”

“I met the oddest little fellow today, Alan of Trebond.”

“Sweetheart, never listen to what my enemies say. They're very confused people. I know they are because I've spent years making them that way.”

“And if they don't believe us, I can give them the ghost eyes, you can go all big and threatening, Farmer can do his cracknob simpleton, and my lady can don her nobleness. We'll do all right.”

“A cat understands how to be pleasant in the morning. He doesn't talk.”

“If her rump were any stiffer, she'd break it every time she rides', I thought to Pounce.
'If she fell on the steps, they would never be able to put her together again', he replied.”

“I want to marry her, when I grow up to be a man.”

“Just because I'm no jaw clacker doesn't mean there should be a ruction put up whenever I have sommat to say.”