“Phury nodded. "And if she lives with us, we get to keep the cat.”
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“If sex were food, Rhage would haven been morbidly obese.”
Variant: If sex were food, Rhage would have been morbidly obese.
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“Some bridges you crossed on your own, no matter who drove you to the edge”
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“You've won the evolutionary lottery: You're a vampire. Let's go to Disneyland!”
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