Quotes from book
Alcatraz Versus the Knights of Crystallia

Alcatraz Versus the Knights of Crystallia is a juvenile fiction novel by Brandon Sanderson, published in October 2009 by Scholastic Press. It is the third book in the Alcatraz Series following Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians in 2007 and Alcatraz Versus the Scrivener's Bones in 2008.

“I'm convinced that responsibility is some kind of psychological disease.”
Source: Alcatraz Versus the Knights of Crystallia

“Yes, Bastille. I keep trying to get killed because it's inconvenient for you.”
Source: Alcatraz Versus the Knights of Crystallia

“Entropy shakes its angry fist at you for being clever enough to organize the world. (p 2)”
Source: Alcatraz Versus the Knights of Crystallia