Quotes from book

2 States: The Story of My Marriage

“Rules, after all, are only made so you can work around them”

“Forgiving doesn't make the person who hurt you feel better, it makes you feel better.”

“Nothing soothes an upset Punjabi like dairy products.”

“The word “future” and females is a dangerous combination.”

“How can such scary looking parents create something so cute?”

“She had perfect features, with her eye, nose, lips, and ears the right size and in right places. That is all it takes to make people beautiful, normal body parts – yet why does nature mess it up so many times?”

“Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? It’s like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. It’s like sitting in a racing car but not driving it.”

“When a woman comes into your life, things organize themselves.”

“Certificates from top US universities adorned the walls like tiger head in a hunter’s home.”

“From biscuit to brides, if there is anything their children really want, parents have a problem.”

“Jealousy is a rather enjoyable emotion to watch.”

“Corporate types love to pretend their life is exciting. The whispers, fist-pumping and animated hand gestures are all designed to lift our job description from what it really is - that of an overpaid clerk”

“Pretty girls behave best when you ignore them. Of course, they have to know you are ignoring them, for otherwise they may not even know you exist.”

“The pretty girl is always right.”