Quotes about burrito

A collection of quotes on the topic of burrito, likeness.

Likeness

Quotes about burrito

“And an inky-colored despair of rejection enveloped me like the black tortilla of depression around a pain burrito.”

Christopher Moore (1957) American writer of comic fantasy

Source: Bite Me

Pain, Color, Despair

“My Saturday Night. My Saturday night is like a microwave burrito. Very tough to ruin something that starts out so bad to begin with.”

Michael Chabon book The Yiddish Policemen's Union

Source: The Yiddish Policemen's Union

Night

“Burrito fight!”

Rick Riordan book The Titan's Curse

Source: The Titan's Curse

Fight

“Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it's right up there with grenades and cannonballs.”

Rick Riordan book The Titan's Curse

Variant: Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades.
Source: The Titan's Curse

Flying

“This is a combo between Taco and Burrito, nacho!”

Lisi Harrison (1970) Canadian writer

“Energy, he said, handing me my burrito.”

Sarah Dessen book Dreamland

Dreamland (2000)

“When I turned 15 or 16 I realized that I did not have to eat meat, so I stopped. I went Vegan the same year I got in to bike racing: 1999. I was living in San Francisco and started racing on the track and lived with a bunch of vegans. To be honest, I never really liked eating animal products. It was just always in stuff I would eat. Y'know: burritos have cheese, pizza has cheese. But once I was surrounded by people who showed me that there were options, I stopped eating animal products right away. I was really motivated to start taking responsibility for what I put in my body.”

Molly Cameron (1976) American racing cyclist

"Molly Cameron - Cycling" http://www.organicathlete.org/post/vegan-athlete-molly-cameron#.W12sVP4UlgU, interview with Organic Athlete (9 March 2006).

People, Motivation, Animals

“A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef.”

Mitch Hedberg (1968–2005) American stand-up comedian

Do You Believe in Gosh?

Sleep

“And you think you know that they'll always be there. You never had the time. I want you to be fine. ~ "Burrito"”

Pete Yorn (1974) American musician

Song lyrics

Thinking, Time

“… we were in a situation where, in the event of us launching a nuclear strike, the President's command would theoretically have gone through a man gambling with fake poker chips, who would've then tried to call a drunk guy wrestling with a Russian George Harrison, who would've then needed to send someone with a bag full of burritos to wake up an officer and tell him to go grab an LP-sized floppy disk and begin the solemn process of ending the world as we know it.”

John Oliver (1977) English comedian

Summary of 2013–2014 reports on U.S. nuclear readiness and scandals surrounding senior commanders <br class="br">Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, " Nuclear Weapons https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y1ya-yF35g&list=TLeoQj9IyeZL6VlHPQssfu-G9qgwZfEIJu" segment (ff. 0:07:50), c. July 27, 2014 <br class="br">Last Week Tonight (2014&ndash;present)

World, Guy