Quotes about browser

A collection of quotes on the topic of browser, day, document, documentation.

Quotes about browser

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Ryan North photo

“If you find you are not understanding my explaination for a joke, hit "F5" on your browser and the page will refresh and I will explain it again.”

Ryan North (1980) Canadian webcomic writer and programmer

Jokes Explained page http://www.insaneabode.com/roboterotica/jokesexplained/index.html

“Browser compatibility problems are nature's way of saying "stop trying to be so fuckin' clever."”

Jamie Zawinski (1968) American programmer

http://inkee.org/quote/dnaquotes.txt
DNA quotes
Inkee.

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Erik Naggum photo

“The fundamental deficiency in HTML is that it reduces hypertext and the intertwinedness of human communication to a question of how it is rendered and what happens when you click on it. … HTML is to the browser what PostScript is to the laser printer.”

Erik Naggum (1965–2009) Norwegian computer programmer

Re: LISP and AI http://groups.google.com/group/comp.lang.lisp/msg/92b063a1787b26c8 (Usenet article).
Usenet articles, Miscellaneous

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“The average consumer does not know the difference between browser, Internet and search box.”

Mitchell Baker (1959) Chairwoman; former CEO

Questions For: Mitchell Baker, Mozilla Chairman http://blogs.wsj.com/digits/2009/03/04/questions-for-mitchell-baker-mozilla-chairman/ (Andrew LaVallee, Digits, Wall Street Journal, 04 March 2009)

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“Any operating system without a browser is going to be fucking out of business. Should we improve our product, or go out of business?”

Bill Gates (1955) American business magnate and philanthropist

"In Search of the Real Bill Gates," Time (20 October 2005)
2000s

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