“I know you have the patience of a rapidly decomposing turd.”

“When I had the strength, I did not have the patience. I have the patience today and I no longer have the power.”

“Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence.”

“I have no feelings of guilt regarding the books I have not read and perhaps will never read; I know that my books have unlimited patience. They will wait for me till the end of my days.”

“Patience is of two kinds: patience over what pains you, and patience against what you covet.”

“Patience is a fruit of the spirit that grows only under trial. It is useless to pray for patience. Well, actually I encourage you to pray for patience, but I'll tell you what you'll get TRIALS!”

“I have many questions, but no patience to think them through.”

“I have no patience for anybody that doubts me, none at all.”

“Know your own happiness. You want nothing but patience- or give it a more fascinating name, call it hope.”

“Two things define you: Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything.”