“We're being led by an idiot with a crayon.”
Variant: We're being lead by an idiot with a crayon.
Source: The Arctic Incident
Help us to complete the source, original and additional information
Eoin Colfer 185
Irish author of children's books 1965Related quotes

“We're idiots, babe. It's a wonder we can even feed ourselves.”
Song lyrics, Blood on the Tracks (1975), Idiot Wind
Context: Idiot wind, blowing through the buttons of our coats, blowing through the letters that we wrote.
Idiot wind, blowing through the dust upon our shelves,
We're idiots, babe. It's a wonder we can even feed ourselves.
“We're not earthly beings any more… we're cosmic beings.”
Tape recording to Joe Romersa (1992)
Shadowbox Studio

“There is often as much independence in not being led, as in not being driven.”
Source: A Dictionary of Thoughts, 1891, p. 253.

“Survive first. Figure out crayon drawing of destiny later.”
Variant: Survive today. Figure out crayon drawing of destiny later.
Source: The Lost Hero

“Don't let Ted Turner deface my movie with his crayons”
Near death request to filmmaker Henry Jaglom
[Lebo, Harlan, Citizen Kane:the fiftieth-anniversary album, Doubleday, 1990, 194, 978-0-385-41473-9, 2009-12-27]

“No man can be a pure specialist without being in the strict sense an idiot.”
#41
1900s, Maxims for Revolutionists (1903)