“A corpse is meat gone bad. Well and what's cheese? Corpse of milk.”
“The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.”
Source: The Time Paradox
“After us, the deluge. I care not what happens when I am dead and gone.”
Said while the French financial system was on the verge of collapse, as quoted in Dictionary of Phrase and Fable (1898) by E. Cobham Brewer. Brewer states that this was sometimes attributed to the Austrian statesman Klemens Wenzel von Metternich, but that he was probably simply quoting Madame de Pompadour.
“What is this "mac and cheese"? Is that a black thing?”
Is that a black thing? 2011-11-23 The 700 Club Television CBN, quoted in * 2011-11-23 Quoted: Pat Robertson on Condi Rice’s mysterious Thanksgiving dish The Reliable Source Washington Post http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/reliable-source/post/quoted-pat-robertson-on-condi-rices-mysterious-thanksgiving-dish/2011/11/23/gIQAT9o0oN_blog.html after an interview segment where guest Condoleezza Rice named it as her favorite Thanksgiving dish
“What a friend we have in cheeses.”
Referring to New Zealand's lucrative dairy export industry.
Source: New Zealand Wit & Wisdom (1998), p. 155.
“What is a harp but an over-sized cheese-slicer with cultural pretensions?”
You can't have your Kayak and heat it
