“If the devil doesn't exist… how do you explain that some people are a lot worse than they're smart enough to be?”

“What's worse…?
The devil you don't know… or the devil you do?”

“People don't know how great you are. People don't know how smart you are. These are the smart people. These are the smart people. These are really the smart people. And they never like to say it, but I say it. And I'm a smart person. These are the smart. We have the smartest people. We have the smartest people. And they know it. Some say it, but they hate to say it. But we have the smartest people.”

“Being smart spoils a lot of things, doesn't it?”

“Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.”

“Still you can't keep doing the coulda and the woulda and the shoulda. And if there's one thing I know it's this. Doesn't matter how smart you are, or even how careful or lucky, there's some mistakes you just keep making over and over.”

“You know how I'm smart? I got people around me who know more than I do.”

“It doesn't make sense to hire smart people and then tell them what to do; we hire smart people so they can tell us what to do.”

“People who claim that they're evil are usually no worse than the rest of us… It's people who claim that they're good, or any way better than the rest of us, that you have to be wary of.”

“People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.”