“You know how both life and porno movies end. The only difference is life starts with the orgasm.”

“An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. a burn for a burn. a life for a life. that's how all this got started. and that's how it's going to end.”

“In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm.”

“Music starts playing like the end of a sad movie.
It's the kind of ending you don't really wanna see.
'Cause it's tragedy and it'll only bring you down.
Now I don't know what to be without you around.”

“You can't have an ending. It's impossible. Because unlike in the movies, life goes on. You're never at the end until you die.”

“Life is a strain many times; if you do not know how to play it well, you've lost before you started.”

“So at the CES, there was a guy selling off this porno called Fuck My Dirty Shithole: The Movie.”

“People can start out one way, and by the time life gets through with them they end up completely different.”

“Porno is just like any other drug; after a while you start building up a tolerance to it.”

“In the end, the end of a life only matters to friends, family, and other folks you used to know. For everyone else, it's just another end.”