“Always speak politely to an enraged dragon.”

“Speaking of things that'll make your head explode, "Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story" finally made it to the drive-in”

Joe Bob Briggs (1953) American film critic, writer, and actor; alter ego of John Bloom

“Things are not always as old songs tell them to be—especially when it is concerning dragons.”

Tad Williams (1957) novelist

“But I'll always love you, and I'll always miss you and I'll never forget that It's okay to put dragons in the jungle and tears on a tiger”

Sharon M. Draper book Tears of a Tiger

“I'm not so much a dragon slayer, more a dragon annoyer -- I'm a dragon irritater.”

Craig Ferguson (1962) Scottish-born American television host, stand-up comedian, writer, actor, director, author, producer and voice a…

“One does not need the size of a dragon to have the soul of a dragon.”

Robin Hobb book Ship of Destiny

“We've all heard of the word "dragon". Dragon legends are numerous around the world. Legends tell us that the Chinese bred dragons. Many of the descriptions of these "dragons" fit dinosaurs. Could the stories about dragons actually be accounts of encounters with what we now call dinosaurs?”

Ken Ham (1951) Australian young Earth creationist

“True dragons are Danish and speak Danish, a tongue that the Danes themselves describe as less a language than a throat disease. To attract a dragon, one chains a naked maiden to a rock. The maiden must be chained to the rock in such a way that every part of her is visible to the dragon. Many famous paintings demonstrate the technique; Ingres’s Angelica Saved by Ruggiero is an example. After the dragon has inspected your maiden to its heart’s content, you issue one of the conventional formal challenges, in Danish—’Jeg udfordre dig til ridderlig camp’ is the way one usually puts it—and then the fight begins.”

Donald Barthelme (1931–1989) American writer, editor, and professor

“To have dragons one must have change; that is the first principle of dragon lore.”

Loren Eiseley (1907–1977) US philosopher (1907-1977)

“People who deny the existence of dragons are often eaten by dragons. From within.”

Ursula K. Le Guin (1929–2018) American writer