Joe Bob Briggs Quotes

John Irving Bloom , known by the stage name Joe Bob Briggs, is a syndicated American film critic, writer, and comic performer. Wikipedia  

✵ 27. January 1953
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Famous Joe Bob Briggs Quotes

“Speaking of things that'll make your head explode, "Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story" finally made it to the drive-in”

Joe Bob Briggs

Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story review http://www.joebobbriggs.com/drivein/1993/dragonthebruceleestory.htm

“If you know what I mean, and I think you do.”

Joe Bob Briggs

Since Joe-Bob was unallowed to swear or make sexual remarks (beyond a point) in the newspaper, anything regarding sex he was unallowed to say was said with a euphemism, such as &quot;Making the sign of the four-legged spouting walrus,&quot; followed by this. <br class="br">Example: Swamp Thing Review http://www.joebobbriggs.com/mvtranscripts/swampthing.html <br class="br">Repeated phrases

“The man is ugly, the man is evil, and the man is in love. This is gonna be an American classic.”

Joe Bob Briggs

Darkman review http://www.joebobbriggs.com/drivein/1990/darkman.htm

“Menahem Golan, the Israeli king of the ninja flick, announced he was producing the remake.”

Joe Bob Briggs

Night of the Living Dead (1990 remake) review http://www.joebobbriggs.com/drivein/1990/nightofthelivingdead1990.htm

“Joe Bob says check it out.”

Joe Bob Briggs

Used as the final sentence in all reviews except the very earliest. <br class="br">Example: Ice Pirates Review http://www.joebobbriggs.com/drivein/1984/icepirates.htm <br class="br">Repeated phrases

“Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.”

Joe Bob Briggs

This line is from a review http://www.joebobbriggs.com/drivein/1995/candyman2farewelltotheflesh.htm of Candyman II: Farewell To The Flesh <br class="br">Similar &quot;summary&quot; lines feature in many of the reviews. <br class="br">Repeated phrases

“I think we should take money from everyone," I told her, "regardless of their ability to pay. After all, this is America.”

Joe Bob Briggs

La Femme Nikita review http://www.joebobbriggs.com/drivein/1991/lafemmenikita.htm

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