
“If I'm smart then I'll run away, but I'm not so I guess I'll stay”
Source: Madonna: Greatest Hits: Piano - Vocal - Chords
Variant: It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer.
“If I'm smart then I'll run away, but I'm not so I guess I'll stay”
Source: Madonna: Greatest Hits: Piano - Vocal - Chords
“I'm sure Kermit will stay young a lot longer than I will.”
Interview with Associated Press (1986)
“I'm no longer quite sure what the question is, but I do know that the answer is Yes.”
Source: The Unanswered Question: Six Talks at Harvard (Charles Eliot Norton Lectures)
“If you stay here much longer, you'll all be slitty-eyed.”
Said to a group of British students in China in 1986, as quoted in "Long line of princely gaffes", BBC News (1 March 2002)
1980s
“There are questions I'm still not wise enough to answer, just wise enough to no longer ask.”
Source: I Lived to Tell It All (1996, ebook 2014), Page 148.
Interview "Milton Friedman Responds" in Chemtech (February 1974) p. 72.
“Question is, are you bozos smart enough to feel stupid?”
"Berzerk"
2010s, The Marshall Mathers LP 2 (2013)