“Blessed are the idiots, for they are happiest people on earth.”

“The happiest mortals on earth are ladies who have been bereaved by the loss of their husbands.”

“I'm crazy enough to believe that the happiest man on earth is the man with the fewest needs.”

“Mechanical instruments, potentially a vehicle of rational human purposes, are scarcely a blessing when they enable the gossip of the village idiot and the deeds of the thug to be broadcast to a million people each day.”

“all at once
I saw
that the sun
was round! Since then
I have been the happiest man on Earth!”

“like the fox
I run with the hunted
and if I’m not
the happiest man
on earth
I’m surely the
luckiest man
alive.”

“Happiest are the people who give most happiness to others.”

“How little do my countrymen know what precious blessings they are in possession of, and which no other people on earth enjoy!”

“During the year I stood there I had known was the loss of my heart. While I was in love I was the happiest man on earth.”

“Remember that the happiest people are not those getting more, but those giving more.”