“You're such a cupcake.”

“Cupcake, your middle name is trouble.”

“Any cupcake consumed before 9AM is, technically, a muffin.”

“Happy birthday. And next time? Eat the stupid cupcake.”

“This is discrimination against gay, nautically-themed cupcake mascots.”

“You are bad and mean and I'm going to spit on your cupcakes.”

“America is an enormous frosted cupcake in the middle of millions of starving people.”

“Cupcake, you've been breaking my heart for as long as I've known you”

“Things are tough all over, cupcake, an' it rains on the just an' the unjust alike… except in California.”

“Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes”