“You're crazy, you know that?"
"Yes. But I'm a demon in the sack."
I laughed. "Okay then. That fixes everything."
"That's right, it does.”

“You're right. I am crazy. But you know what else? I don't care.”

“You know, my family and friends have never been yes-men: 'Yes, you're doing the right thing, you're always right.' No, they tell me when I'm wrong, and that's why I've been able to stay who I am and stay humble.”

“I'm going, she said. I love you but you're
crazy, you're doomed.”

“I'm sorry, Heather, but everything was not just fine before I got here. You know how I know that? Because you're dead. Okay? You are dead. Dead people don't have lockers, or best friends, or boyfriends. You know why? Because they're dead.-Suze Simon”

“I found the secret to life; I'm okay when everything is not okay”

“You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.”

“… You're omniscient, right?"
"For the most part, yes."
"Then you have to tell me this ‘cause I have to know. What's at the end of everything?"
He shrugged. "That's easy enough."
"Then tell me."
"The letter G.”

“You're thinking I'm a hopelessly romantic idiot.
And you know what?
You're right.”

“Oh yes, friend! I'm crazy- that's just the way I am.”