“All I kept thinking about, over and over, was 'You can't live forever; you can't live forever.”

“The magic is over, but its effects will live forever.”

“With me, the present is forever, and forever is always shifting, flowing, melting. This second is life. And when it is gone it is dead. But you can't start over with each new second. You have to judge by what is dead. It's like quicksand… hopeless from the start.”

“Men. You can't live with them, you can't… no. That's about it.”

“I live on the Jellicoe Road. Where trees make canopies over-head and where you can sit at the top of them and see forever.”

“I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you're a loser.”

“This is The Tonight Show. I can't tell you too much about it, other than the fact that this program is going to go on forever.”

“And now I think about it, I never really wanted to live forever. I just want to live well.”

“When you come from Des Moines you either accept the fact without question and settle down with a girl called Bobbi and get a job in the Firestone factory and live there forever and ever or you spend your adolescence moaning at length about what a dump it is and how you can't wait to get out and then you settle down with a local girl named Bobbi and get a job in the Firestone factory and live there forever and ever.”

“Confidence is similar to luck. You can't hold it forever at your service!”