“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.”
Zsa Zsa Gabor (1917–2016) Hungarian-American socialite and actress
Newsweek, March 28, 1960
Source: A Woman of No Importance
“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.”
Zsa Zsa Gabor (1917–2016) Hungarian-American socialite and actress
Newsweek, March 28, 1960
“He is dreadfully married. "He's the most married man I ever saw in my life."”
Artemus Ward (1834–1867) American writer
Moses, the Sassy.
“A man may be a fool and not know it — but not if he is married.”
H.L. Mencken (1880–1956) American journalist and writer
1940s–present, A Mencken Chrestomathy (1949)
“When a man marries his mistress, he creates a vacancy.”
James Goldsmith (1933–1997) Anglo-French billionaire financier and tycoon
Evening Standard, "Quote of the Day", Mon 13 January 2014, p. 16
Halldór Laxness (1902–1998) Icelandic author
Reimar Vagnsson
Heimsljós (World Light) (1940), Book Four: The Beauty of the Heavens
“When a Man has Married a Wife
He finds out whether
Her Knees & elbows are only
glued together.”
William Blake (1757–1827) English Romantic poet and artist
Poems from Blake's Notebook (c. 1800–1803)
1800s
“When a man marries his mistress, he creates a job vacancy.”
Sacha Guitry (1885–1957) French dramatist and playwright
Book of Humorous Quotations, ed. Connie Robertson (1998), page 83
“No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.”
Benjamin Disraeli (1804–1881) British Conservative politician, writer, aristocrat and Prime Minister
Theory held by Disraeli, cited in Sir William Fraser, Disraeli and his Day (1891), p. 142.
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