“life is crap but, every day is an experience”

“Of all the crap, crap, crappy nights I've ever had in the whole of my crap life. On a scale of one to 10, we're talking… a minus 6. And it's not like I even have very high standards.”

“I know, these Hindi movies are crap, but they do kind of take your mind away from the crap of real life like nothing else.”

“The stock of the greatest company in the world is crap if every investor already thinks it is the greatest company in the world.”

“Every secret of a writer's soul, every experience of his life, every quality of his mind is written large in his works.”

“Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.”

“Every new experience is unusual. The rest of life is just sleep and committee meetings.”

“You know this moment in time
Is all my life
Every day is each
day that's passed
Every person alive
is everyone's who's died”

“Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.”

“In the matrimonial life of the Jewish male every day is Yom Kippur.”