“Anyway, there is one thing I have learned and that is not to dress uncomfortably, in styles which hurt: winklepicker shoes that cripple your feet and tight pants that squash your balls. Indian clothes are better.”

“On a live performance: "If you feel like tapping your feet, tap your feet. If you feel like clapping your hands, clap your hands. And if you feel like taking off your shoes, take off your shoes. We are here to have a ball. So we want you to leave your worldly troubles outside and come in here and swing."”

“When you were six you thought mistress meant to put your shoes on the wrong feet. Now you are older and know it can mean many things, but essentially it means to put your shoes on the wrong feet.”

“When a man wears his pants that tight, they tend to pinch his balls, and that tends to pinch his temper.”

“I still have my feet on the ground, I just wear better shoes.”

“You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself
any direction you choose.”

“You can’t jump for the stars if your feet hurt.”

“You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who'll decide where to go…”

“Your clothes should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to show you're a lady”

“They landed at Simon's feet. "Take your clothes and go!" Isabelle shouted.”