“The shortest distance between two points is often unbearable.”

Nun gilt für die kürzeste Verbindung zwischen zwei Personen die Gerade, so als ob sie Punkte wären.
E. Jephcott, trans. (1974), § 20
Minima Moralia (1951)

Variant: Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

Smilet er den korteste afstand mellem to mennesker
http://da.wikiquote.org/wiki/Victor_Borge
From his autobiography Smilet er den korteste afstand
Source: Victor Borge, "Smilet er den korteste afstand (The Smile is the Shortest Distance)"

"The Floating Truth"

Interview by Adam Holdorf for Real Change News, (18 March 2004).

Source: The Story of Philosophy: The Lives and Opinions of the World's Greatest Philosophers

Source: Aleph

Source: Anthony De Mello : Writings (1999), p. 8
Context: A master was once unmoved by the complaints of his disciples that, though they listened with pleasure to his parables and stories, they were also frustrated for they longed for something deeper. To all their objections he would simply reply: "You have yet to understand, my friends, that the shortest distance between a human being and truth is a story."

Living Systems: Basic Concepts (1969)