“If you are sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?”

“The 'wemon' is a shy creature and bathrooms offer it comfort by reminding it of its native Sweden! Try to lure it out with a few styrofoam packing peanuts and scratch it gently behind the ears.”

“We also advise you to pack your luggage and get out of our lands. We desire for your goodness, guidance, and righteousness, so do not force us to send you back as cargo in coffins.”

“Do what you do for the sheer joy of it,
Do what you choose, not what someone else chooses for you.”

“Without someone telling you what you are doing is wrong, you can't say what you are doing is right.”

“Entertaining a notion, like entertaining a baby cousin or entertaining a pack of hyenas, is a dangerous thing to refuse to do. If you refuse to entertain a baby cousin, the baby cousin may get bored and entertain itself by wandering off and falling down a well. If you refuse to entertain a pack of hyenas, they may become restless and entertain themselves by devouring you. But if you refuse to entertain a notion--which is just a fancy way of saying that you refuse to think about a certain idea--you have to be much braver than someone who is merely facing some bloodthirsty animals, or some parents who are upset and find their little darling at the bottom of a well, because nobody knows what an idea will do when it goes off to entertain itself, particularly if the idea comes from a sinister villain.”

“You can only anticipate what someone is going to do if you know exactly what that someone has just done.' --Skulduggery”

“No matter what you do, someone always knew you would.”

“I will do what I promised." He whispered. "No matter what. I will not send you into the darkness alone.”

“If you meet someone whose soul is not aligned with yours, send them love and move along.”