“I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.”
“America didn't have a drug problem before it passed drug laws.”
"Some Random Thoughts About the War On Drugs".
“I'm a psychopath, but I don't have a problem with that.”
Interview With The Vampires: Shedding light on the tough triangle that gives Buffy The Vampire Slayer its bite. by Tim Appello (Jul 25 '98) http://www.morethanspike.com/articles.php?ID=146
“I don't have a problem with guilt about money.”
As quoted in Warren Buffett Speaks: Wit and Wisdom from the World's Greatest Investor (1997) by Janet C. Lowe, pp. 165-166
Context: I don't have a problem with guilt about money. The way I see it is that my money represents an enormous number of claim checks on society. It is like I have these little pieces of paper that I can turn into consumption. If I wanted to, I could hire 10,000 people to do nothing but paint my picture every day for the rest of my life. And the GNP would go up. But the utility of the product would be zilch, and I would be keeping those 10,000 people from doing AIDS research, or teaching, or nursing. I don't do that though. I don't use very many of those claim checks. There's nothing material I want very much. And I'm going to give virtually all of those claim checks to charity when my wife and I die.
“I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.”
“I don't have a drinking problem ‘cept when I can't get a drink.”
"Bad Liver and a Broken Heart", Small Change (1976).
“I don't want to be a genius — I have enough problems just trying to be a man.”
“We don't have a tax revenue problem in Washington, we have a spending problem in Washington.”
[2007-01-06, House approves spending limits, Craig, Gilbert, Journal Sentinel, http://www.jsonline.com/news/president/29271094.html, 2012-09-30]
