“All things are defined by names. Change the name, and you change the thing.”

“Yossarian decided to change the subject. "Now you're changing the subject." he pointed out diplomatically. "I'll bet I can name two things to be miserable about for every one you can name to be thankful for.”

“They say that nameless things change constantly—that names fix them in place like pins.”

“[During 'Unlikely Things To Hear In The House of Lords'] Ive changed my name to E. Lordy, I want you all to call me Lord E. Lordy!”

“The there things a guy should want to change about his girl is her last name, address, and her viewpoint on men.”

“The world turns and the world changes,
But one thing does not change.
In all of my years, one thing does not change,
However you disguise it, this thing does not change:
The perpetual struggle of Good and Evil.”

“Change the way you look at things and the things you look at change.”

“If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.”

“You know, I'd get a tattoo with your name on it. Only, I want you to have the freedom to change your name if you want to.”

“You can't fight City Hall. It keeps changing its name.”