“No! Please! I'll tell you whatever you want to know!" the man yelled.
"Really?" said Vimes. "What's the orbital velocity of the moon?"
"What?"
"Oh, you'd like something simpler?”
Source: Night Watch
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“Tell me what you want, what you really, really want," he said.
"Braiiinnnnssss," we said in unison.”
Source: The Name of the Star

“You need me? You yell. You want to leave? We go. I'll get you out of here, no matter what.”
Source: The Golden Lily

Downs to Governor of Connecticut Abraham Ribicoff at the 1960 Democratic National Convention after being literally shaken down by the man due to his anger over Murrow's criticism of Joseph McCarthy, as quoted in A.M. Sperber's Murrow: His Life and Times.