“Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.”

— Chelsea Handler , book Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

Are You There Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea (2008)
Source: Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

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