“Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replay in sports. They've already forgotten what's happened.”
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Context: Yes, God forgives and men forget,
And you're forgiven and forgotten.
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And quick and fresh instead of rotten.
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And all that might have come to pass,
Then don't you feel a little shame?
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