“I never thought I'd have to give you-a former Sunday School teacher-a lecture on ethics."
"Former Sunday School teachers don't go around without their underwear."
"You show me where it says that in the Bible.”
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1960s, Portrait of a Genius As a Young Chess Master (1961)

“I teach Sunday School, motherfucker.”
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Blue Like Jazz (2003, Nelson Books)

Speech delivered in 1917 to the California Bar Association, in [California, State Bar of, Proceedings ... Annual Convention, California Bar Association, https://books.google.com/books?id=-GsdAQAAMAAJ, 1917, 170-172]

Arlington, Virginia September 8, 2009
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