“Don’t crap where you eat”

“You’re a runner. You probably don’t eat carbs, do you?”

“Don’t eat cheese. There are a million things to eat that are not cheese.”

“Oh, no. We can’t have that. Where you going, Mr. Meanie-Pants? You don’t hurt people then run. That’s just rude. Can the Simi barbecue him, or is he on the ‘No Simi’ eat list?” – Simi”

“Where’s a friggin’ rocket when you need it? Ah, crap, Jaden, stop with the pollen. I hate that. Yeah, taste honey, you punk! (Acheron)”

“She eats grass. Don’t ask.”

“Don’t quibble with the king over pears, let him eat the ripe ones and give you the green ones.”

“If you don’t live though and drop dead from it, can the Simi eat you? Akri says the Simi can’t eat no living people, but he never said no doubt them newly dead people. Maybe that’s why he don’t let me near them fresh dead. (Simi)”

“Watch out where the huskies go,
and don't you eat that yellow snow.”

“The more crap you believe, the better off you are.”