“I don't know what it is about accents that makes me want to get undressed and high-five myself.”
Source: My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands
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Chelsea Handler 35
American comedian, actress, author and talk show host 1975Related quotes

Source: The world goes crazy for Lady Gaga (2009)
Context: I have found that my work has to be both deep and shallow … All of my songs have meaning, all of my clothing has iconography buried into it. But by the same token, it's just as special if you look at it in its shallowest form. A quick moment of melody, a beautiful dress. People think, "Gaga's so sweet", or "Gaga sucks". The point is that it's memorable. For commercial art to be taken seriously as fine art is a very unusual and difficult task. I think that a lot of people don't get it and a lot of people don't know what to make of me. And, you know what? I'm OK with that.

“I don't know if it's what you want, but it's what you get.”
[10502@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV, 1990]
Usenet postings, 1990

“If you don't know where you want to be in five years, how do you ever expect to get there?”
Source: Disrupt You! (2015), p. 47

Time Has Told Me
Song lyrics, Five Leaves Left (1969)