“It is always a silly thing to give advice, but to give good advice is absolutely fatal.”

“I always advise people never to give advice.”

“The world's most funniest and easiest thing is to give an advice…”

“Avoid taking advice from someone who gives advice for a living, unless there is a penalty for their advice.”

“People ask what gives me the authority to give advice? I say, First of all, I don't give advice. Dr Phil gives advice. Mr T helps people. I motivate them, I inspire them, I give them hope, and I plant the seed so they can feel good about themselves.”

“Val: Why do you go out there?
Sandra: Because dead people give such good advice.
Val: What advice do they give?
Sandra: Just one word- live!”

“To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.”

“I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.”

“Sometimes economists in official positions give bad advice; sometimes they give very, very bad advice; and sometimes they work at the OECD.”

“me giving my mom romantic advice is kind of like a goldfish giving a snail advice on how to fly.”
-Will Grayson (pg. 66)”