“You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.”

“Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.”

“I hate horses. I know people who think that they are noble, graceful animals, but regardless of what a horse looks like from a distance, never forget that it's as likely to step on your foot as look at you.”

“Like a horse, honey, somebody's gonna break you.'
'Never. Going. To. Happen.”

“Man does not tame and control the horse because he is strong, but because he is smarter than the animal.”

“When people see a strong horse and a weak horse, by nature they will like the strong horse.”

“How great a quality is horse sense! Someone has defined it as that something which keeps horses from betting on men!”

“When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' That was a huge bet he made, and it worked.”

“All music is folk music. I ain't never heard a horse sing a song.”

“Always be smarter than the people who hire you.”