“When you don't know what to toast to, toast to life: it's not endless.”

“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”

“Of what value is a civilization that can't toast a piece of bread as ordered?”

“It is impossible not to love someone who makes toast for you.”

“So I am death" Charlie said then turned to his daughter while buttering his toast.

"This is death toast sweety.”

“We drank a toast to innocence
We drank a toast to now.
And tried to reach beyond the emptiness
But neither one knew how.”

“He was the toast to her butter.”

“He's hit the beans on toast.”

“This wine is too good for toast-drinking, my dear. You don't want to mix emotions up with a wine like that. You lose the taste.”

“Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday — what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area.”