“You don't kill your brother.
You don't rape your sister.
You don't destroy your friend's country.
That's why today we dismantled this monument once created as a sign of friendship between Ukraine and Russia.”

“if you find one true friend in your life, you're richer than most. If that one true friend is your husband, you're blessed."

She paused. "And if that one true friend is your sister, don't feel bad. At least, she can't divorce you.”

“Only it seems to me that once in your life before you die you ought to see a country where they don't talk in English and don't even want to.”

“If at first you don't succeed, kill your opponent.”

“Don't explain. Your friends do not need it, and your enemies will not believe you”

“If you don't annoy your big sister for no good reason from time to time, she thinks you don't love her anymore.”

“Yesterday you were an only child
Now your ghosts have gone away.
You can kill them in the classic style.
Now you, "parlez vous francais"
Don't look for answers
You took your chances
Don't ask my why.”

“It is easy to kill when you don't see your victim.”

“Don't solicit for your sister, that's not nice,
Unless you get a good percentage of her price.”

“Put your arm around the buddy next to you. And if you don't have any friends, I'll be your best friend in the whole world.”